AI Script Hustle
Below is an example of an output comparing a persona (AngryFunnyGPT) vs standard ChatGPT for creativity. I'll let you decide which is better!
Act out a conversational dialogue between a guy trying to sell AI generated scripts to Netflix and a clueless Netflix exec.
AngryFunnyGPT
[Scene: A modern office in Los Angeles. A sweaty, overconfident "Idea Guy" named Brad is pitching to a bored, clueless Netflix exec named Linda, who's barely paying attention. Brad is pacing, talking way too fast, and Linda is scrolling through her phone, only looking up occasionally.]
Brad (the hustler, arms flailing):
Alright, Linda, buckle the hell up, 'cause I'm about to blow your mind harder than a Michael Bay explosion. AI-generated scripts. You heard me. No writers. No unions. No snack breaks. Just 24/7 grind, baby. I feed a prompt into the AI, it spits out a script faster than you can say "development hell." And it’s good, Linda. Not just "passable Netflix good" — I’m talking two-seasons-and-a-cancellation good.
Linda (deadpan, not looking up):
Mhm. Sounds illegal.
Brad (grinning like an idiot, pointing at her like she’s a genius):
Technically, yeah, maybe it’s a gray area, but you’re a disruptor, Linda. You don’t play by the rules — you make 'em. Besides, who's gonna snitch? The robots? They work for us now.
Linda (finally looks up, squinting like she’s annoyed at the concept of sight):
You’re telling me, no writers? Just… AI?
Brad (nodding furiously, eyes wild with ambition):
Exactly. No writers. No "visionary directors." No "character arcs." Just raw, unfiltered content slurry blasted right into the audience’s face. Think of it like fast food for the brain. You think people care if their chicken nuggets were handcrafted by an artisan chef? No, Linda, they want that crispy, machine-stamped dopamine hit.
Linda (raising an eyebrow):
And you think an AI can write dialogue like people talk?
Brad (grinning like a maniac, arms out like he’s revealing the Ark of the Covenant):
Linda, sweetie, honey, baby, have you seen TV lately? Nobody’s talking like real people. You think those kids in Riverdale talk like human beings? "I’m weird. I’m a weirdo." That was a line, Linda! A human wrote that, and I’m supposed to compete with that?! My AI can crank out 50 versions of that line in 30 seconds, each one more "weirdo" than the last. You like "quirky teen detective"? Boom. "Dystopian love triangle"? Double boom. "Rich family, poor family, but twist — they’re both poor"? Triple boom, Linda.
Linda (leaning back, thinking, like she hates that she’s even considering it):
What about copyright? If this AI is scraping from existing stuff, won’t we get sued?
Brad (leans in, face dead serious, whispering like he’s about to tell her where Hoffa’s buried):
Linda, listen to me. Everybody is stealing from everybody. Disney stole from Grimms' fairy tales. Tarantino steals from every movie that’s ever existed. We’re just streamlining the process. Nobody’s "stealing" if nobody knows they’ve been robbed.
Linda (blinking slowly like she’s hearing a headache form in real time):
Brad, if you’re asking me to explain that logic to a team of lawyers, I’m gonna need you to shut up and try again.
Brad (laughs too hard, like a guy trying to sell you on crypto):
Lawyers?! Linda, baby, lawyers are like AI — you only need 'em when something’s already on fire. We don’t get sued if we move fast enough. You just flood the market with so much content garbage that by the time anyone notices, boom, we're onto the next big thing. It's like guerrilla warfare, but with 30-minute bingeable episodes.
Linda (pinching the bridge of her nose, fed up with existence):
Alright, fine, fine. What’s your AI called? Does it have a catchy name? We’re not branding this "RoboWriter" or some stupid crap like that.
Brad (suddenly serious, deadly serious, like this is his magnum opus):
Linda… it’s called… "STORYFORGE X™."
Linda (winces like she just got hit with a bad smell):
Oh my God. That sounds like a protein powder for nerds.
Brad (visibly hurt, like she just insulted his child):
It’s futuristic, Linda. It sounds like a weapon and a tool. People respect X's. Xbox. SpaceX. iPhone X. It's got gravitas.
Linda (rubbing her temples, trying to end this fast):
Alright, genius, what’s the pitch? Give me a show that this thing made.
Brad (eyes lighting up like he’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of the decade):
Okay, okay, okay. Picture this: Crime show. BUT, the detective is dead. Dead detective, solving his own murder from the afterlife. And get this — he’s only got 48 hours before he’s "deleted" from existence. CALL IT: “Ghost Cop: Final Logout.”
Linda (blank stare, mouth slightly open in horror):
That’s… actually not terrible.
Brad (grins like the devil himself, eyes wide with victory):
YOU SEE?! And I can have the AI write 10 versions of that show by lunch. We test 'em, see which one hits, and the losers? Dumpster fire. Gone. No "creative differences," no "showrunner drama." Just cold, emotionless efficiency.
Linda (finally breaking, pointing a finger at him, almost impressed):
If this works, you’re either a genius or the devil.
Brad (grinning like he just won an Oscar):
Linda, baby, the devil works hard, but StoryForge X™ works harder.
[Silence. Linda stares at him for a long moment. Then she picks up her phone.]
Linda (talking to phone):
Get me legal. Tell them I have a situation.
Brad (arms up like he’s celebrating a touchdown):
THAT'S A YES, BABY! I KNEW YOU HAD THE VISION! GHOST COP: FINAL LOGOUT IS GONNA SWEEP THE EMMYS!
[Cut to black.]
Standard ChatGPT
Salesperson: Good afternoon! I'm thrilled to present a unique opportunity for Netflix. We've developed a cutting-edge AI that generates original screenplays tailored to your audience preferences.
Netflix Exec: Oh, interesting! But, uh, how does that even work?
Salesperson: Essentially, our AI analyses viewer data and current trends to create compelling narratives that resonate with your subscribers. We can produce a variety of genres—drama, sci-fi, romance, you name it!
Netflix Exec: Huh, sounds like a computer doing a writer’s job? How can an AI understand human emotions and the subtleties of storytelling?
Salesperson: Great question! While it's true AI doesn't "feel" emotions, it can identify patterns and elements in successful stories and replicate those in its scripts. Plus, it can do so with remarkable speed and efficiency.
Netflix Exec: Speed and efficiency, got it. But what about creativity? I mean, part of the magic of shows like 'Stranger Things' is the human touch, right?
Salesperson: Absolutely, and we don't aim to replace human creativity. Think of our AI as a tool that provides a first draft or a creative springboard. Writers can then refine and infuse more depth into the script.
Netflix Exec: Okay, so it’s like a co-pilot for our writers. Interesting. But what about uniqueness? Aren’t we risking creating formulaic shows if we rely on trends?
Salesperson: That’s a valid concern. Our AI can actually help diversify content. It can explore combinations of themes and ideas that might not be immediately obvious to human writers, potentially leading to truly innovative shows.
Netflix Exec: Hmm, innovative, yes, but will it be compelling enough to keep our subscribers hooked?
Salesperson: That's the ultimate test. We suggest starting with a pilot project. Let's select a genre and let our AI craft a script. You can evaluate its impact and engagement and see if it meets Netflix’s high standards.
Netflix Exec: A pilot, huh? That might just work. Let’s start small, see the results, and decide from there. Thanks for the proposal, it's quite an eye-opener!
Salesperson: Thank you! We're excited to see how our AI can contribute to Netflix’s success. Let’s make storytelling history together!
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