Never Say Bomb On a Plane

Scene: Inside a crowded airplane, passengers are getting settled in their seats.

Passenger 1 (John): (turning to Passenger 2) Hey, have you ever flown with Bombardier before?

Passenger 2 (Lisa): (smiling) Yeah, their planes are pretty decent. I flew on a CRJ900 last month. Smooth ride!

Passenger 3 (Karen): (overhearing and panicking) Oh my God, did you just say bomb? Are you talking about a bomb?

John: (confused) What? No, I said Bombardier. You know, the airplane manufacturer?

Karen: (standing up and shouting) He's talking about a bomb! This guy's a terrorist!

Flight Attendant: (rushing over) What's going on here?

Karen: (pointing at John) This guy just said he's got a bomb!

John: (exasperated) For fuck's sake, I was talking about Bombardier, the company that makes planes!

Karen: (not listening) I heard bomb! You all heard it! He's planning something!

Lisa: (trying to help) He was just talking about the plane manufacturer, Bombardier. There's no bomb!

Random Passenger: (joining in) Yeah, I heard bomb too! Call security!

Flight Attendant: (into the intercom) We need security on board immediately.

Security Team: (arriving and grabbing John) Sir, you're going to have to come with us.

John: (angry and frustrated) Are you fucking kidding me? I was talking about a goddamn airplane company! Bombardier! Look it up, you morons!

Karen: (smugly) You can never be too careful these days.

John: (being dragged away) This is fucking ridiculous! Educate yourselves, you dumbasses!

Flight Attendant: (trying to calm everyone down) Everyone, please remain calm. The situation is under control.

Lisa: (shaking her head) You people are unbelievable. Next time, maybe try listening before accusing someone of terrorism.

Karen: (defensive) Better safe than sorry!

Random Passenger: (nodding) Yeah, can never be too careful. Good job, Karen.

Lisa: (facepalming) This is why aliens won't visit us.

End Scene.

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