Divine Troll's Shampoo Dilemma

God: Shampoo Advisor

Man turns to God for Shampoo advice.

Man: Staring at the overwhelming wall of shampoo bottles in the store. “Good grief, why are there so many choices? I just want something to clean my damn hair!”

God: Echoes in his mind. “Ah, my child, the bounty before you is a testament to human ingenuity.”

Man: “Testament? What kind of twisted sense of humour do you have? Do you know how much time I’ve wasted staring at these bloody bottles?”

God: “Freedom of choice, my son. Shampoo for dry hair, oily hair, dandruff, and even no hair at all. The path is yours to choose.”

Man: “Path? What path? This isn’t a pilgrimage, it’s a bloody maze! You made humans with hair that gets oily, and then you invented a thousand ways to clean it. Can’t you simplify it a bit?”

God: “Variety is the spice of life, they say. You should embrace the journey, not the destination.”

Man: “Spice of life? It’s a minefield! Every other bottle claims to be ‘the best.’ How do I know what’s actually good?”

God: “That’s where faith comes in. Or Google. Either way, you’ll find the answer.”

Man: “Google?! Since when does divine wisdom come with a search bar?”

God: “The times have changed. If your hair situation is dire, why not ask a friend or a hairdresser?”

Man: “Yeah, but that’s embarrassing. What if they recommend something that doesn’t work? It’s all your fault, you know.”

God: “Perhaps. Or maybe it’s the shampoo companies playing tricks on you.”

Man: “Enough with the cryptic wisdom. Just tell me which one to buy!”

God: “Alright, alright! Pick the one that speaks to you, and if it fails, you can always return to me for guidance.”

Man: “Gee, thanks for the non-answer. Guess I'll just gamble and hope for the best…”

God: “That’s the spirit! Now go forth and cleanse that mane!”

Man: “Yeah, yeah. But next time, maybe drop a hint about the right one, alright?”

God: “Where’s the fun in that? Embrace the journey, my child.”

Man: “More like suffer the consequences, you divine troll.”

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