Horror-scope: Lynch's Gory Prophecies

Aries (March 21-April 19)

The car engine screams in agony, coughing up thick, tar-black smoke. A grotesque symbol of your stubborn determination. You are in unfamiliar territory, Aries, lost within a labyrinth of rusted machinery and desolate landscapes. Beware, for there's a shadow figure haunting your path. Its intentions are unclear but do not mistake its silence for ignorance. A head-on collision awaits; however, it is your chance to redefine your strategy and refuel your determination.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Beneath a veil of blood-red velvet, you lie still, Taurus. Your heartbeat thumps loudly, a monstrous drum echoing through the silent hallways. A persistent sense of dread seeps through the seams of your reality, whispering of a gruesome betrayal. But, remember: it is within your power to confront these horrors. You're a fortress; let no apparition shake your firm foundations.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Twin mirrors face each other, creating an infinite tunnel of reflections, the embodiment of your dual nature, Gemini. As the rooms morph and pulse, shapeless horrors lurk in the depths of the reflected world. They're mere manifestations of your fears. Harness the power of your ever-changing perspective and slice through the illusions with the razor of truth.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

A room filled with whispers. Voices seep out of the walls, echoing tales of forgotten tragedies. Every corner hides a different ghost, each bearing a tear-streaked face. This is the embodiment of your sensitivity, Cancer, but today, there's a sense of despair that touches everything. A sudden chill brushes against your spine, nudging you towards the unveiling of a hidden secret that may feel like a gut-wrenching horror. Be brave; let this revelation heal your past wounds.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

The spotlight is blood-red, casting monstrous shadows that stretch and twist grotesquely across the stage. This is your kingdom, Leo, a play of light and darkness, of triumph and tragedy. Today, an unseen antagonist challenges your reign. Face your fears, roar at the darkness, and reassert your dominance over your world.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

A surgical scalpel gleams ominously under the sterile lights, symbolizing your precision, Virgo. An unfamiliar sensation creeps up your spine, for the operating table is your life, and the time has come for a critical operation. Stay steady, focus on the task at hand and cut out the tumorous fear that has grown within your heart.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

A balance scale sits on an antique table, its pans oscillating precariously, resembling your ceaseless quest for balance, Libra. The room is shrouded in an eerie silence, broken only by the ghostly whispers of discord. An unexpected revelation threatens to upset your equilibrium, but do not yield. You are the arbiter of your destiny, capable of weighing your fears and doubts against the strength of your spirit.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

A venomous scorpion emerges from a pool of inky darkness, it's a symbol of your strength, Scorpio. An aura of menace hangs heavily in the air, like a suffocating fog. An enemy lurks within the shadows, waiting to strike. Your power is in your intensity and your ability to face what others dare not. Embrace the darkness, for it is in these murky depths that your true strength lies.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

An arrow, streaked in crimson, soars through a pitch-black sky. It symbolizes your ceaseless quest for truth, Sagittarius. The wilderness around you moans under the weight of desolation. You find yourself at a crossroad, where the paths are lined with the gnarled trees of uncertainty. Hold fast to your ideals and let them guide your steps.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

In the cold, stark light of a winter moon, a mountain goat struggles up a treacherous path. It's a metaphor for your relentless ambition, Capricorn. Amidst a blizzard of doubt, you find yourself faced with an insurmountable obstacle. Let the chill of adversity not deter you, but steel your resolve. Your journey is arduous, but the summit awaits your triumphant arrival.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

A glass vessel shatters, spilling a torrent of water, resembling your innate ability to adapt, Aquarius. The echoes of the breaking glass still hang in the air, creating an atmosphere of palpable unease. A radical change is imminent, but remember, your fluid nature is your greatest strength. Amidst the shards of the past, you have the power to create a new, beautiful mosaic.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

An ocean of nightmares stretches out before you, undulating waves whisper tales of dread, embodying your intuitive nature, Pisces. Amidst the inky depths, a sea monster looms, threatening to pull you under. Yet, you are a creature of these depths too, and your intuition is your compass. Look beyond the surface, understand the beast, and you'll find it's not a monster but a misunderstood friend.