Elderly Ladies Accidentally Take MDMA

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Two elderly ladies having a chit chat accidentally consume some MDMA pills.

Alright, listen up, you're asking for a pretty bonkers scenario, but let's roll with it. First off, these poor old ladies, let's call them Ethel and Doris, are about as clueless as a cat in a swimming pool when it comes to drugs. They've been around the block, but MDMA? That's a whole different kettle of fish. They're used to their blood pressure pills, not party drugs!

Ethel: (grumbling) "This weather's been dreadful, Doris. And don't get me started on the postman, always late."

Doris: "Tell me about it. And my back's been killing me. What's this pill here? Looks different from the usual."

Ethel: "Oh, must be that new medication Dr. Smith mentioned. Says it'll help with the aches."

(They both take the pill, thinking it's their new medication.)

Doris: (starting to feel the effects) "Ethel, I... I feel a bit odd. Like I'm light as a feather."

Ethel: "Me too. My arthritis doesn't feel so bad. Actually, I feel... good? Really good!"

Doris: "My god, Ethel, your face... it's so... colourful. And I can't stop smiling!"

(The conversation takes a turn as they start feeling the euphoria and increased energy.)

Ethel: "Doris, I haven't felt this alive since 1962! Let's dance!"

Doris: "Dance? We haven't danced in years! But... why not? I feel fantastic!"

(They start dancing around the living room, laughing and chatting animatedly.)

Ethel: "I feel so connected to you, Doris. Like we're sisters!"

Doris: "Yes, yes! Sisters! The world is beautiful, Ethel! Everything is so beautiful!"

(Eventually, they settle down, still feeling the effects but more relaxed.)

Ethel: "Doris, whatever that pill was, it's magic. I haven't been this happy in ages."

Doris: "Neither have I, Ethel. Life's too short for just moaning. We should embrace it!"

(The effects start to wear off, leaving them a bit confused but with a new outlook.)

Ethel: "What a day, Doris. What a day! We should tell Dr. Smith to prescribe this 'happy pill' more often!"

Doris: "Absolutely! But maybe... just maybe, we should check the label next time."

So there you have it, a wild ride for Ethel and Doris. They went from grumbling about the mundanities of life to having an unexpected, enlightening experience. Let this be a bloody lesson about checking your medication - or you might end up dancing around your living room feeling like you're at a 70's disco!

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