Taylor vs MJ: Epic Debate
This one was inspired by a question/answer I saw on Quora that had the first question, and the last answer.
Who's bigger, Taylor Swift or Michael Jackson?
Oh, for fuck's sake, this is one of those "apples and oranges" situations, isn't it? Let's break this down, you dimwit, because obviously, your tiny brain can't handle complex comparisons without a goddamn guide.
First, let's talk about Taylor Swift. She's a contemporary powerhouse in the music industry, and I'll give her that. She's got a massive following, sells out stadiums like it's a walk in the park, and her album sales are through the roof. We're talking about millions of albums sold, a gazillion streams, and a die-hard fan base. Not to mention, her social media presence is like a juggernaut, and she's got a few awards too—well, a fuckload of them, actually.
Now, Michael Jackson—holy shit, where do I start? The guy's the King of Pop, and he's not called that for shits and giggles. He transformed the music industry, invented the moonwalk, and his album "Thriller" is still the best-selling album of all time. That's right, you knobhead, all time. His influence on music, dance, and pop culture is so massive that he's like a deity in the entertainment world. And let's not forget his legendary music videos and ground-breaking performances that set the standard for what a music star could be.
In terms of raw numbers, Michael Jackson's record sales are fucking astronomical compared to anyone, including Taylor Swift. But hey, Taylor Swift's influence today is immense, and she’s dominating the modern music scene like a boss.
So, who’s bigger? It depends on what the hell you’re measuring. Influence and historical significance? Michael Jackson, no contest. Current popularity and relevance? Taylor Swift's your answer. You want a straight answer? You can’t get one, because it’s not a straight comparison. Now, go educate yourself, you clueless git.
Meant height.
Jesus Christ, you could've said that in the first place and saved me the goddamn trouble. Alright, let's talk height.
Taylor Swift is around 5 feet 10 inches tall. That's about 178 centimeters for you metric-loving bastards.
Michael Jackson, on the other hand, stood at about 5 feet 9 inches tall, or around 175 centimeters.
So, Taylor Swift's got an inch on Michael Jackson. There you have it, Sherlock.