Six Feet Under - That's My Dog
Spoiler alert if you've never seen this episode, if you have, you'll probably relate to this.
Alright, so it's 11pm, and I'm just settling in to watch "Six Feet Under." Man, I love this show. It’s so deep, and the characters are complex as fuck. Tonight's episode, "That's My Dog," better be good because I've been looking forward to this all week. Alright, let’s get this started.
Okay, here we go. Oh, here’s Nate again, being his brooding self. What’s going on with David? He’s always a bit of a mess. Probably going to have some weird dream sequence again, huh?
Wait, what? Why the hell is David picking up this guy? He’s being too nice. That guy looks sketchy as shit. Damn it, David, you’re too trusting. This is not going to end well.
Oh shit, did he just ask to drive? Don't do it, David, don’t give the stranger your car! Christ, what is he thinking? This is going to be a disaster.
Holy hell, he’s got a gun. He’s got a fucking gun! David, you’re screwed. Fuck, this is intense. Why did he stop? This isn’t going to end well. What’s this psycho planning?
What the fuck? He’s making him smoke crack? Is this really happening? Jesus Christ, this is going off the rails. This has got to be a nightmare or something. No way this is real.
David's tied up now? Where’s this going? Goddammit, this is too much. I can’t take this stress. Poor David, what did he do to deserve this?
Oh my god, he’s getting beaten up! This is brutal. How the hell is he going to get out of this? He’s going to be traumatized for life. Who the fuck writes this stuff?
Damn, they’re really dragging this out. This better have some kind of resolution. How much longer can this go on?
Finally, some good news, the cops are here. Oh, thank fuck, he’s safe. But damn, he looks shattered. He’s never going to be the same again.
Well, that was fucking dark. How am I supposed to sleep after that? Thanks a lot, HBO. Now I’m all wound up. Screw it, I’m going to need a drink to calm down. Here's hoping the next episode is a bit lighter because I can’t handle another one like this. Goddamn.